The Pretender was created by Steven Long Mitchell & Craig W. Van Sickle
Jarod impersonates an attorney to free a janitor imprisoned for a murder he did not commit.
When Jarod begins experiencing dreams about his mother, he telephones the Centre and asks to speak with Sydney. Sydney instructs Broots not to inform Miss Parker about the development, preferring instead to leave her out of the loop. When Sydney picks up the call, Jarod informs him that he discovered the wonders of Radio Shack and easily foils Broots’ telephone trace. As the conversation continues, Jarod demands to know the truth about his past. The pair strike up a deal: Sydney will turn over a piece of Jarod’s past in exchange for the return of the digital simulations, or DSAs, that Jarod stole from the Centre, which contain the only existing record of over 25 years worth of research.
After Jarod finishes the call, he heads for a courthouse, where he assumes the identity of Attorney Jarod Holmes, a junior associate at Sloane and Associates. He meets with Isaac Dexter, a transvestite who claims he was forced to defend himself when three men attempted to kill him. Unless he can stage a successful defense, he faces a long prison sentence. Later, Jarod meets with his new associates, Attorneys Benjamin Sloane and Bradley Dumont, who congratulate him on his victory in court. Later, Jarod questions Dumont about the Marcus Whitaker trial, a case that Sloane lost years earlier. Sloane appointed Dumont to head the appeal, something Jarod finds puzzling, as it could be handled by a first year law student. Jarod convinces Dumont to allow him to author the appeal. Sydney discusses the trade with Jarod with the Centre’s Director, who promises to discuss the proposal with the Tower. Isaac is extremely grateful to Jarod for winning his case. He offers his services as Jarod’s personal chauffeur. Jarod accepts his offer and heads for the state prison, where he uses binoculars to survey the inmates. He tells Isaac he is searching for a man named Marcus Whitaker. Jarod also tells Isaac that despite his incarceration, Marcus never did anything to anyone.
The Director informs Miss Parker that the Tower approved Sydney’s deal. Parker is incredulous, and promises to pursue the matter. According to the Director, Miss Parker’s father cast the deciding vote. Jarod views another of the DSAs. In it, a Young Jarod tells Young Sydney that in his dream, his mother is hanging clothes to dry in a yard. But he cannot see her face. Afterward, Jarod views a videotape of a news broadcast focusing on the Marcus Whitaker case. Whitaker, a janitor, was accused of murdering Audrey Price, whose body was discovered inside the West Los Angeles apartment where she lived. Whitaker has a most unusual benefactor in the case: real estate magnate, Michael Metzger, who owns the building where the murder occurred.
Later, Jarod shows up at a book signing, where he befriends author and lawyer Alan Edwards by telling him his name is John Coney, Jr. Edwards, it turns out, attended Dartmouth College with “John’s” father. Later, while conversing with Edwards, Jarod mentions the Whitaker case, which Edwards successfully prosecuted. Edwards claims that Sloane never came up with a successful defense. When Jarod mentions the existence of a shoe print that might have exonerated Whitaker, Edwards tells him it was somewhat stunning that Sloane, one of the best attorneys money can buy, overlooked such a crucial piece of evidence.
Jarod pays the slow-witted Whitaker a visit in jail. As they converse, Whitaker shows him a clock made out of paper, something a pen pal taught him how to construct. Later, Whitaker accounts for his whereabouts on the night of the murder. He describes how he brought Price some flowers, as he had done every day. But when he entered her apartment, he discovered her body on the floor. Next to the body was an owl made of stone (something the police never recovered). Whitaker also reveals that Metzger was Price’s boyfriend which is news to Jarod.
When Jarod returns to his lair, he researches phone records and discovers that Metzger contacted Sloane on his boat shortly after the murder. Jarod realizes that Sloane put Whitaker behind bars to keep the wealthy Metzger from going to jail. Later, Sydney keeps his end of the agreement by sending Jarod a photograph of his mother. Jarod promises to meet Sydney at a location they had agreed upon earlier. Jarod informs Sloane that the court has accepted a motion to review new evidence in the Whitaker trial. An outraged Sloane instructs his secretary, Annie, to find Dumont. Unbeknownst to him, Isaac has taken Dumont out for a very long ride. Later, Jarod pieces together audio recordings of Sloane’s voice, which he then uses to trick Annie into going to Sloane’s boat for purposes unknown.
When Sydney arrives in town, Miss Parker announces that the Centre double-crossed him, and she intends to make the rendezvous herself and take Jarod into custody. In court, Jarod calls Sloane to the witness stand. He has Sloane verify that he went to great lengths to establish that Metzger was a guest on his boat at the time of the murder. Jarod then presents a record of Metzger’s phone call to the boat, an incriminating print from a deck shoe, and even the stone owl, stained with Price’s blood, which was retrieved from Sloane’s boat. Ever since the murder, Sloane has used his knowledge of what really happened to blackmail Metzger. Upon hearing the new evidence, Judge Patrick orders that Sloane be taken into custody and charged as an accessory to murder. The judge also issues a bench warrant for Metzger’s arrest. Whitaker is then set free. Later, when Miss Parker arrives at the court house, Jarod slips away without giving up the DSAs. Later, Jarod rides a bull at a rodeo arena.
Dream Sequence | |
Margaret | Hi Jarod. |
Jarod | Mom? What are you saying? I can’t hear you. Mom? Mom? |
The Centre | |
Broots | He’s been calling every two minutes like clockwork, but he only wants to talk to you. Now here’s your extension okay. I’ll be right over here. |
Sydney | What line is it? |
Broots | Ah well, don’t you think we should wait for Miss Parker? |
Sydney | We’ll do it without her. |
Broots | Sydney she’s… she’s gonna kill me. |
Sydney | What line? |
Broots | Okay two, but keep him on as long as you can. I’ve already initiated the trace. |
Sydney | Hello Jarod. |
Jarod | I had the dream again. |
Sydney | Are you alright? |
Broots | Just keep talking to him. We’ve almost got him. |
Jarod | Tell Broots I discovered Radio Shack. Strange, feeling homesick. I don’t know where home is. |
Sydney | Your home is here Jarod. You were never meant for the outside world. |
Jarod | Spare me the white leopard speech, Sydney. Somebody at the Centre knows who I am. I want the truth. |
Sydney | I’m sure we can explore these questions if you’ll come back and resume our work. |
Jarod | I wish I could believe you. |
Sydney | What you believe or don’t believe is not the issue. |
Jarod | What is? |
Sydney | Those digital simulations you stole, they contain the only existing record of over twenty-five years of research. The Centre… I want them back. |
Jarod | Well then perhaps they… you, would consider a trade. A piece of my past for a piece of yours. Get back to me Sydney. I’m running late. |
Sydney | Late for what? |
Jarod | Justice. |
Courthouse | |
Isaac | Mr. Holmes? Isaac. |
Jarod | Mr… Dexter? |
Isaac | Is something wrong? |
Jarod | You’re a man. |
Isaac | Last time I checked. |
Jarod | But you … dress like a woman? |
Isaac | Didn’t anybody tell you? |
Jarod | Ah, no. |
Isaac | Listen, I know you don’t know me and I’ll admit I’m a little different. But if you don’t help me they’re gonna put me away faster than you can say Chanel Number 5. I didn’t do anything wrong. Those men were trying to kill me – I just defended myself. If you walk out on me, I’m a dead man. |
Jarod | Don’t worry, Mr… Dexter, I’ll stand up with you. |
Isaac | Thank you. I knew you were a good man. I can see it in your eyes. |
Jarod | Here, your mascara’s running. |
Isaac | Oh… So how long have you been a lawyer? |
Jarod | About… seven minutes. |
Intro | |
Sloane And Associates Law Firm | |
Jarod | Hello. |
Sloane | Jarod, please join us. |
Dumont | We wanted to be the first to congratulate you on your victory in court this morning. |
Jarod | It was beginner’s luck. |
Dumont | We heard your client was quite a looker. Just how lucky did you get? |
Sloane | Don’t let Bradley get under your skin. All junior Associates get thrown a ringer their first time out. There’s honor in keeping poor innocent men out of jail. |
Dumont | Even if they do wear chiffon. |
Annie | Excuse me… Mr Dumont, Michael Metzger is waiting in reception. |
Dumont | Thanks Annie. Thankfully, a client who is neither poor nor innocent. |
Sloane | Speaking of the poor innocent masses, have you finished your brief on the Whittaker appeal? |
Dumont | Ben… I’m spending 70 hours a week on the Metzger merger. My plate is full. |
Sloane | Dumont is a pit bull in the courts but sometimes forgets who signs his paychecks. |
Dumont | Alright, I’ll take care of it. Oh uh, Jarod, in case you’re interested, um Collins Department Store is having a two-for-one sale in the lingerie section. See you Tiger. |
Sloane | Jarod keep up the good work. |
Jarod | I’ll do my best sir. |
Sloane | Annie… there’s something I want you to do. |
Jarod | Pro bono? |
Dumont | It was a joke. |
Jarod | I understand that I wanted to ask you some questions about the Whittaker trial. |
Dumont | Old man Sloane lost a murder defense a few years ago and I got stuck holding the bag. |
Jarod | Why would Sloane tie up his best trial attorney writing an appeal that could be handled by a first year law student? |
Dumont | The Whittaker case is a raw nerve with Sloane. He hates to lose. |
Jarod | Let me write the appeal – you said your plate is full and I could use the practice. |
Dumont | The old man would have my head if he finds out I dumped this on a junior associate. |
Jarod | I can keep a secret if you can. |
Dumont | Let’s talk. |
Metzger | You find Dumont for me now or I’m going to find him myself. |
Dumont | … based on my previous appeals, you keep me in the loop. |
Jarod | You’re the boss. |
Dumont | Not yet but I’m working on it. Mr. Metzger. I just got off the phone with the judge. I think everything’s going to work out just the way you want it. |
Metzger | Good. |
Dumont | Have you lost weight? |
The Centre: Tower Office | |
Sydney | Madame Director all Jarod wants is some small piece of himself, of his past. I believe that if we can accept his tradeoff it would go a long way towards reestablishing the kind of trust I need to bring him back. |
Director | What about SIS? |
Sydney | Miss Parker believes she can pistol whip her way into any resolution, but I know Jarod. The harder we chase the harder he’ll run. |
Director | I’ll discuss your proposal with The Tower, but I make no promises. |
Sloane and Associates | |
Annie | Damn! |
Jarod | The idea is to get all the same colors on the same side? |
Annie | Where were you during the eighties? |
Jarod | Oh I led a very isolated life. When did you quit smoking? |
Annie | How did you know that? |
Jarod | Oh, your trembling hands, the nicotine stains on your fingertips, irritability. You know you could try a simple Epsom salt bath. The salt, it draws the tar and nicotine out of the bloodstream through the skin. |
Annie | So, you’re a doctor and a lawyer? |
Jarod | And I’m working on Indian Chief. |
Sloane | Annie, would you please transcribe, proof and hand deliver these to my boat tonight? |
Annie | Tonight? Oh no no no, Mr. Sloane. I can’t because my daughter is having… |
Sloane | Is a very lovely girl who knows how valuable her mother is to this firm. Annie’s the best Jarod. |
Annie | Annie do this. Annie do that. I tell you it’s like being Sloane’s wife without the fringe benefits. Too bad pay checks are harder to quit than cigarettes. So, did you need something too? |
Jarod | Actually Bradley Dumont asked me to go over an old case file. Marcus Whittaker? |
Annie | Oh yeah. Mr. Sloane had those files moved down to the basement. But I’m going to warn you it is impossible to find anything down there. |
Jarod | Nothing’s impossible. |
Basement | |
Outside | |
Isaac | Jarod! |
Jarod | Isaac what are you doing here? |
Isaac | I got to thinking how nice you were, how decent, and I wanted to repay your kindness. |
Jarod | Repay? |
Isaac | My Chariot. |
Jarod | Isaac… it’s beautiful. |
Isaac | It’ll be more beautiful after thirty-seven payments – that’s when I plan to trade it in for a limousine. Actually I offer a very valuable service. You’d be surprised how many cab drivers won’t pick up a man in a dress. |
Jarod | Really? Why? |
Isaac | The truth is I’d like to offer my services as your personal chauffeur. |
Jarod | No kidding? That’s great. Now you’re sure you have a driver’s licence? |
Isaac | Don’t worry boss, you’re in good hands. And I promise to be a perfect lady. |
Man | Hey baby! |
Isaac | Up yours pal! |
The Centre | |
Sydney | Very good. |
Miss Parker | Sydney, a word? Do you want to tell me what’s going on? |
Sydney | Nothing really. An alpha brain wave experiment. Quite promising actually. |
Miss Parker | That’s not what I mean, and you know it. |
Sydney | You spoke to the Director? |
Miss Parker | Answer the question. |
Sydney | Jarod wants to make a deal. |
Miss Parker | A deal? |
Sydney | He wants to find out the truth, or part of it. It is the humane thing to do. |
Miss Parker | You are out of line lecturing anybody about humanity. I’m not the one who kept Jarod locked up for thirty years. I’m killing your deal Sydney. And then I’m going to find Jarod, and I’m going to end this thing once and for all. |
Outside a bookshop | |
Isaac | Everybody’s a critic. |
Taxi | |
Isaac | Doesn’t this music just give you chills up and down your spine? |
Jarod | It’s very… sad. |
Isaac | It’s the Blues baby. |
Jarod | The Blues? I like it. |
Isaac | It’s about life. It’s about pain. It’s about truth. |
Jarod | Truth is good. |
Isaac | Yeah look at me for example. I come out here every day like a target. I say to the world Ha! This is me, take it or leave it. |
Jarod | Can I ask you a question? |
Isaac | Why do I dress like this? |
Jarod | Well it does seem to draw attention. |
Isaac | I don’t know why I do it. I just know it’s right for me. I mean I grew up like everybody else. I played football, dated a cheer leader, but I never felt complete until I found this. It hasn’t been easy. |
Jarod | Why do it then? |
Isaac | It’s who I am. People can’t go around acting like they’re something they aren’t. You do that long enough and pretty soon you can’t find yourself any more. Know what I mean? |
Jarod | Yeah. |
California State Correctional Facility | |
Isaac | So who we looking for? |
Jarod | His name is Marcus Whittaker. |
Isaac | A friend of yours? |
Jarod | Not exactly. |
Isaac | What’d he do? |
Jarod | Nothing. Nothing at all. |
The Centre | |
Director | The Tower has considered all the variables and has decided to move forward with the deal. |
Miss Parker | You can’t be serious? |
Director | I think you know that I am. |
Miss Parker | The Chairman is going to hear about this. |
Director | Your father cast the deciding vote. The information Jarod requested will be on your desk within the hour. Use it wisely. |
Jarod’s Lair | |
DSA: 3rd July, ’72 | |
Sydney | You only have one shot at the terrorist Jarod. |
Young Jarod | I had the dream again. |
Sydney | It’s just a dream Jarod. Forget about it and concentrate. |
Young Jarod | Is it possible to forget who you are and where you came from? |
Sydney | Jarod, please. |
Young Jarod | It’s just that in this dream I can’t see my mother’s face. She’s in the yard hanging the wash. |
Sydney | One shot Jarod. Time’s running out. The hostages are counting on you. |
Young Jarod | But I want to see her Sydney. I want to see my mother’s face. |
Sydney | Finish the simulation and I’ll see to it that you do. |
Young Jarod | Promise? |
Sydney | Promise. |
Young Jarod | Wait. I can’t complete the mission. I might hit a hostage. I might kill an innocent person. |
Sydney | Sometimes Jarod one life must be sacrificed in order to save others. |
Video Tape | |
TV Announcer | Murder suspect Marcus Whittaker accused of beating Audrey Price to death in her apartment was arrested in the early morning hours in his janitor’s quarters of this west LA apartment building. Marcus Whittaker has an unusual benefactor in this case: His employer real estate magnate Michael Metzger whose company owns the building in which the murder took place. |
Outside the Apartment Block | |
Isaac | How long we gonna stay here? Hel…loooooo! |
Flashback to tape | |
Metzger | Audrey Price’s death is a tragedy but Marcus Whittaker shouldn’t be forced to take the wrap for the sloppy handling of this investigation. I’m just grateful that Ben Sloane has agreed to represent Marcus. |
Sloane | Mr. Metzger was with me on my boat when word reached him that a murder had taken place on one of his properties. Naturally I offered my services. |
Jarod | Isaac, let’s go shopping. |
Isaac | Oooo! Now you’re talking my language. |
Shoe Store | |
Store Assistant | It’s creepy. He’s been doing that for almost an hour. Check out his girl friend. |
Jarod | Are these all the boat shoes you have? |
Store Assistant | Yes Sir. |
Jarod | I’ll take them all. |
Store Assistant | You want seven pairs of boat shoes? |
Jarod | Mmm hmm. |
Isaac | Do you carry these in a thirteen? |
Jarod’s Lair | |
Jarod | Well? |
Boy | I did it, just like you said. |
Jarod | And? |
Boy | I dragged it around behind my bike. |
Jarod | Excellent. Oh yes, right. Five dollars. |
Boy | That’s right. I have friends, we could really mess up your car if you interested. |
Jarod | I’ll let you know. |
Boy | Cool! |
TV Interview | |
Edwards | Mr. Whittaker is the only possible perpetrator. The defense has no relevant evidence to the contrary. |
Jarod | You’re wrong Mr. Edwards. |
Book Signing | |
Edwards | Thank you. Enjoy the book. My God, what did you do – drag this behind a car? |
Jarod | Well actually I paid a kid to drag it behind his bike. Truthfully, it’s been like a Bible to me. |
Edwards | Well I’m flattered. Who should I make this out to? |
Jarod | John Corey Jr. |
Edwards | I knew a John Corey at Dartmouth. You’re not… |
Jarod | Guilty. Dad’s been after me to look you up for years. |
Bar | |
Edwards | So there’s your Father wearing nothing but a drunken grin running up and down the dorm hallway shouting “Bonsai!” |
Jarod | Dear old Dad. |
Edwards | Yeah. I never saw a better litigator in my life. |
Jarod | He said the same thing about you. I especially admired the way you brought down Ben Sloane a few years ago. The Whittaker trial. |
Edwards | Oh. Sloane had no case. |
Jarod | Really? What about the shoe print? |
Edwards | How did you know about that? |
Jarod | I did a paper, The People Versus Whittaker at UCLA. I read the case files. |
Edwards | Five thousand pages? |
Jarod | 5612 to be exact. |
Edwards | Michael Metzger buys Whittaker the most expensive lawyer in the city and the guy drops the ball. We couldn’t believe he missed it. |
Jarod | So the DA knew about the print? |
Edwards | We provided in Discovery. We kept waiting for Sloane to play the card, to create doubt, but it never came. |
Jarod | And you never said anything. |
Edwards | We had witnesses who said that Marcus Whittaker was obsessed with Audrey Price. His prints were all over the apartment. He was caught in the janitor’s quarters cleaning her blood off his clothes. Now, you don’t have to be Prouse to connect those dots. |
Jarod | And you never found the murder weapon? |
Edwards | Marcus Whittaker was guilty of murder. Ben Sloane was just guilty of being a bad lawyer. |
California State Correctional Facility | |
Marcus | Mr. Sloane came to the police station. He was nice to me. He brought me a ham sandwich. |
Jarod | What are you making? |
Marcus | Paper clocks; a pen pal taught me. They really work. And they’d be better with note cards, but the paper the guards give me gets all soft. |
Jarod | Would these do? |
Marcus | Can I have them? |
Jarod | Sure. Marcus I want to ask you some questions about your case. |
Marcus | Mr. Sloane is my lawyer. |
Jarod | I know but I’m here to help him and you. Okay? |
Marcus | Okay. |
Jarod | Can you tell me why you ran away the night that Audrey Price was killed? |
Marcus | I didn’t want to go to jail again. |
Jarod | You had gotten into some trouble when you lived with your mother, is that correct? |
Marcus | Some boys were making fun of her. I had to fight ’em. I didn’t want to hurt anyone. I had to go to live at Mill Town. |
Jarod | The detention facility. Now I want to ask you about the night of the murder. |
Marcus | I was bringing flowers to Miss Price like I did every day. I was finishing up late. She would always pay me an extra two dollars for them. But this time when I walked in I-I saw her body on the floor. |
Jarod | Marcus, Marcus, it’s okay. You don’t have to be afraid. |
Marcus | She was all twisted up. Her face was covered with blood. The owl was sitting beside her. |
Jarod | The owl? |
Marcus | Made of rock. It was green. Miss Price had a whole family of ’em. She kept them on top of her coffee table. She looked so quiet, like she was sleeping, e-except for the blood. |
Jarod | You liked her? |
Marcus | She was nice to me. The other lawyer said I-I wanted to touch her. I just thought she was nice. |
Jarod | Did you ever notice her having visitors? Boyfriends? |
Marcus | Mr. Metzger would come visit her at lunch time almost every day. |
Jarod | Mr. Metzger? |
Marcus | Yeah! He had a cool black car. It had real shiny wheels on it and the top was gone. |
Jarod | Marcus did you ever tell Mr. Sloane or the police about Mr. Metzger’s visits? |
Marcus | Oh Mr. Sloane said I shouldn’t say nothing. It might not look good. Mr. Sloane always looks out for me. They really work. |
Jarod’s Lair | |
Jarod | It’s 9:20 and Michael Metzger has just killed a woman – who does he call? |
Sloane’s voice | You’ve reached Benjamin Sloane at the Marina. I wish I was on my boat right now but I’m probably in my office working to pay for it. Leave your name and number and I’ll get back to you. |
Isaac’s Taxi Outside a Restaurant | |
Isaac | I don’t understand. Why would a defense lawyer like Mr. Sloane put a poor, innocent man in jail? |
Jarod | To keep a rich, guilty one out. |
Jarod’s Lair | |
Dream | |
Margaret | Hi Jarod. |
Jarod | Mom? Mom? |
Jarod | Time’s up Sydney – I need an answer. |
Sydney | Miss Parker’s not happy. In fact she has removed herself from this case because the Centre has agreed to your request Jarod. Your information in return for the stolen disks. |
Jarod | They said that? |
Sydney | We, you and I, have guarantees from the Council Chairman and The Director. I’m sending it through now. I hope this is what you need Jarod. |
Jarod | Is this her Sydney? Is this my mother? |
Sydney | Yes it is. |
Jarod | I’ll, I’ll meet you at the place and time we agreed on earlier. |
TV Announcer | Mr. Sloane is it uh… true that your client will not be testifying in his own defense? |
Sloane | Mr. Whittaker suffers from a severe learning disability. It was his feeling and mine that it was not in his best interests to take the stand. |
TV Announcer | Well what is your assessment of the prosecution’s case so far? |
Sloane | I think this deliberation doesn’t bode well for the prosecution. Especially in light of the fact that they still haven’t produced the murder weapon. the murder weapon…the murder weapon… the murder weapon. |
Jarod | I wonder why. |
Dumont’s Office | |
Jarod | Bradley. Would you check my brief for the Whittaker hearing? I worked from your old appeal and I made a few notes. |
Dumont | You what? |
Jarod | I went over the old case files. There are some areas that we should explore. |
Dumont | No there aren’t. Copy my draft. Change the date, stamp my signature on it and get it to the court by five o’clock. If you can’t handle that I’ll hire a monkey who can. |
Jarod | Sure thing Brad. |
Car park | |
Dumont | Dammit! |
Isaac | Don’t fight it brother. Times like this a man’s gotta believe in fate. Bad luck meet good fortune. My chariot. |
California State Correctional Facility | |
Marcus | I got a letter from my mom. She’s really sick, she shouldn’t be alone. |
Jarod | Don’t worry Marcus you’re going to see your mother again soon. I promise. But first, we have to go to court, one more time. Mr Sloane will be there too. |
Marcus | What do I have to do? |
Jarod | Trust me. |
Isaac’s Limousine | |
Isaac | Well, how was your lunch meeting? |
Dumont | Extremely profitable. Arriving in this limo didn’t hurt negotiations either. Excuse me umm, sir. This isn’t the way back to the office. |
Isaac | It’s such a fabulous day I thought we’d take a little ride. |
Dumont | A ride? To..to where? Hey! What the? |
Sloane’s Office | |
Sloane | In the matter of Beaumont vs. Markswatch… Jarod? |
Jarod | I wanted to congratulate you on the Whittaker appeal. Dumont says that the new trial is a slam dunk. |
Sloane | New trial? |
Jarod | The court has accepted Dumont’s motion to present new evidence. |
Sloane | Evidence? |
Jarod | Yes, he’s confident that he’s gonna have a warrant for the murder weapon by tomorrow. He didn’t tell you? |
Sloane | Annie. Where’s Dumont? |
Annie | He’s been out all afternoon. |
Jarod | Well, the last I heard he was having lunch with Ira Kline, the criminal attorney for the… |
Sloane | I know who he is. Annie! Where the… Get a hold of… son-of-a… I want to know the hell where Dumont is! |
Isaac’s Limousine | |
Dumont | Hey Pal. This is kidnapping. I’m a very successful attorney you know. |
Isaac | Ah ah ah ah ah! That’s gonna cost you another hundred miles esquire. |
Sloane’s Boat | |
Jarod’s Lair | |
Sloane’s voice | Mr. Metzger was with me on my boat when word reached… |
Jarod | Hello I would like to book a non-stop flight to Los Angeles. |
Sloane’s voice | Tell the associates that this is top priority. |
Jarod | Yes I would like the number for the Los Angeles Chronicle. The city desk please. |
Sloane’s voice | Annie, there’s something I want you to do for me. |
Jarod | Hello. Mr. Sloane. Oh no sir. I was just listening to some very interesting old recordings. The hearing is tomorrow at nine a.m.? Ah, yes sir, but shouldn’t we wait for Mr. Dumont? Yes sir, I understand. I’ll see you first thing tomorrow morning. Like clockwork. |
Sloane’s voice | Annie, there’s something I want you to do for me. … Annie, top priority. There’s something I want you to do for me on my boat. |
Annie’s Office | |
Sloane’s voice | Annie, top priority. There’s something I want you to do for me on my boat. |
Court | |
Sloane | Just watch, listen and learn Jarod. You won’t see this kind of dismantling again soon. |
Jarod | I’m looking forward to it, sir. |
Sloane | What are the press doing here? There is nothing I can say at this point in time but I will say that there is going to be some surprises. |
Airport | |
Miss Parker | The District Courthouse. |
Sydney | What the hell? |
Miss Parker | You didn’t seriously think that the Centre would cut a deal with Jarod? Double, double cross Syd. It’s just business. |
Courtroom | |
Sloane | What the hell is he doing here? |
Jarod | I invited him. |
Judge | On the record in People versus Whittaker, the court hearing a defense motion to present new evidence. Mr Holmes. |
Sloane | Your Honor, Mr. Holmes is a junior associate in our firm. He doesn’t represent this particular client. |
Jarod | In all due respect Your Honor, I wrote the motion and I did the research for this hearing. To assign it to another attorney is to deny Marcus Whittaker a chance at fair representation. |
Sloane | What the hell do you think you’re doing? |
Jarod | Trying to get an innocent man a fair shot at justice. |
Judge | That’s enough. Mr. Whittaker, is there an attorney you’d like to represent you? |
Marcus | Jarod. |
Sloane | Your honor. |
Judge | It’s over Mr. Sloane. Call your first witness Mr. Holmes. |
Jarod | Your honor. The defense calls Benjamin Sloane. Mr. Sloane, you represented Marcus Whittaker to the very best of your ability is that correct? |
Sloane | Absolutely. |
Jarod | And to the best of your knowledge nothing… slipped through the cracks? |
Sloane | There are no cracks at Sloane & Associates. |
Jarod | Hmm. Would you eh… explain your relationship with Michael Metzger? |
Sloane | He’s a client. |
Jarod | Were you aware that your client was carrying on an affair with Audrey Price at the time of the murder? |
Sloane | Do you have any proof of that? |
Jarod | Marcus Whittaker would gladly testify to it under oath. |
Sloane | What’s your point Mr. Holmes? |
Jarod | You went through great pains to establish the fact that Michael Metzger was a guest on your boat at the time of the murder, is that correct? |
Sloane | I wouldn’t call it great pains. He was there. |
Jarod | Do you remember what time Audrey Price was killed? |
Sloane | Between 9 and 9:15 if memory serves me. |
Jarod | Interesting. Then maybe you could tell me why Mr. Metzger made a cell phone call to your boat at 9:20 the very same night that he was with you. |
Judge | May I see that Mr. Holmes? Proceed. |
Jarod | For the record. The DA has cataloged this photo as a partial shoe print from the murder scene. Mr. Sloane would you explain to the court why the jury never saw this photograph? |
Sloane | The police never made a positive match. It proves nothing. |
Jarod | Well perhaps I could help the police out. It’s a size eleven deck shoe. You were on your boat that night, weren’t you Mr. Sloane? |
Sloane | So now I’m the killer? |
Jarod | No, you were the janitor. We’ll get to the killer. |
Sloane | Your Honor this is pointless harassment. |
Judge | Mr. Holmes. |
Jarod | One moment please. |
Annie | Is Mr. Sloane on trial? |
Jarod | Not officially. Not yet anyway. I love this part. A size eleven deck shoe from Mr. Sloane’s closet. |
Sloane | Proves nothing. |
Jarod | No. But this certainly does. The murder weapon. Stained with the victim’s blood. Mr. Sloane would you care to explain to the court what the long lost murder weapon was doing on your boat? |
Sloane | This is ridiculous. |
Jarod | I don’t think that Michael Metzger thinks so. You’ve been blackmailing him with this since the murder trial. Michael Metzger beat Audrey Price to death. Then he called upon Mr. Sloane to clean up the mess. Only before you got there Mr. Whittaker arrived. He found the victim. He panicked. He ran away. You allowed an innocent man to go to jail. If I’ve missed something, feel free to jump in. |
Sloane | Your Honor there hasn’t been a piece of evidence presented here that a good defense attorney couldn’t shoot down. |
Judge | Then I suggest you find a very good one. I’m ordering you into custody as an accessory to murder. I’m issuing a bench warrant for the arrest of Michael Metzger. Court adjourned. |
Sloane | I don’t know what kind of law you’re practicing here. |
Jarod | The kind of law that applies to millionaires too. Congratulations Marcus you’re a free man. |
Outside the Courtroom | |
Miss Parker | Go Sam! We’ll head him off downstairs. |
Security Guard | Hey! Hold it right there! |
Sam | You don’t understand. I have a permit to carry that. |
Miss Parker | Excuse me. ‘scuse me! Out of my way! |
Sydney | That way. Jarod! |
Miss Parker | Dammit! Next time I’m just gonna shoot the little pain in the ass. |
Miss Parker | Get in the car. |
Holding Cell | |
Guard | Right this way Mr. Metzger. |
Metzger | I want to see my attorney, alright? I said I want to see my attorney! |
Guard | You’re in luck. |
Outside Correctional Facility | |
Marcus | Mom! How’d you get here? |
Mrs. Whittaker | A man sent me a ticket. What is it? |
Marcus | It’s a paper clock. “Now you have all the time in the world. Cherish your freedom Marcus. Your pen pal, Jarod.” |
Rodeo | |
Man | Hold onto it. Right there. You alright? |
Jarod | Eight seconds? That’s it? Eight seconds? Eight seconds. Let it rip! |
Announcer | OH! WATCH THAT BULL FALL RIGHT OUT OF THAT RIG!!! WHAT A RIDE!! |
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — Aiming to help a mentally-challenged man wrongly sentenced for murder, Jarod becomes a lawyer and goes after the arrogant attorney protecting the real killer. Meanwhile, Sydney agress to Jarod’s bargain to exchange The Centre’s records for information on his parents.
- Jarod Discovers: Rubik’s Cube, Radioshack, the blues, & transvestites
- Jarod’s Pretends: Lawyer, Bullrider
- Jarod’s Last Name: Holmes (referencing judge Oliver Wendell Holmes)
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NOTE OF INTEREST
Jarod receives the first (and pretty much the only) picture of his mother.
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Curious Jarod |